MAH DIARY

May 28th: Wut a crazy memorial day wknd. this holiday wuz set up to remember all the best sex pple had 'n shit. lyke the sex u luved, the sex u hated, the sex thatz wuz soooooo fawkin hawt u cummed 10 timez in a row. the sex that sucked. the sex u were lyke wtf iz that. today im calling up 'n reminiscing sum of mah faverite, interestin' 'n bazar fawks. but yeah today iz the day to try 'n remember all ur fawks.

May 18th: Partied mah ass off last nite 'n met the gurl from full house jodie who wuz at the porn shoot thingy i wuz at so that wuz kewl. we went into the bathroom 'n did sum meth together then went outside 'n grabbed a prhotographer 'n went outside in his hummer 'n we had a nyce fawk fest. she soooo luved mah titz. today im goin to get mah passport. im goin' down to cancun w/ mah gurlz for 2 weekz 'n we are soooo gonna party 'n fawk all the mexican ass we can find. lyke if ur in cancun within the next 2 weeks ur sooo gettin at least a handjob from one of us. prob more but thatz lyke the minimum.

May 15th: Went to visit mah mom for mothers day 'n had her buy me a new hd tv for mah room. then went to mah auntz house 'n stuff 'n had dinner. this morning wen i woke up all i could think about iz pussy. 'n this wuz w/ rigo's cawk in me. so i rushed mah dad off to werk 'n locked the door in case he came bak home 'n i ate mah dads gf out soooo amazingly good. then she went to werk 'n i wuz all alone. good thing mah neighbor wasnt doin anything. we fawked in his coca cola truck 'n i took one of the nesteas to mah pussy 'n put it bak where it came from. now im goin 2 fye w/ brad so i can give him sex cuz hes gonna buy me the new linkin park cd.

May 10th: This wknd wen I went to church of explain to the priest mah luv for zolcaros cawk the guy from mah bulletin board who can suck his own cawk. the priest said i needed to sooo stop tawkin' to them 'n lyke leadin' them on. so i did that. itz ok cuz therez plenty of guyz out there who want me as their cawks bride. pple think im marc 'n stuff so thatz kinda funny. gawd now i kno how brittney spearz felt wen she told pple she wuz a virgin. they get mad 'n dont believe me cuz they dont think i can have this much sex. i dont think 3-5 timez a day iz much at all. stripperz 'n gurlz who have money for sex do it wayyy more. plus sum of mah gurlz have sex w their bf's lyke 10 timez a day. i explained that 2 pple 'n the priest 'n he said i shouldnt have sex b4 marriage. i bursted out laughin' 'n he told me 2 say 100 hail marys 'n our fatherz. fawk that shit lolz.

May 7th: Had a hawt event of cyberfawking w/ zolcaro from mah bulletin board today wen he woke up. very exciting. i wuz wearin mah tite white shortz from hollister 'n they soooo didnt stay on too long at all. tonite im goin out w/ mah gurlz to pick up sum guyz in a jersey bar where mah gurl manderz who gawt bak from cali livez. she misses me 'n mah pussy sooooo much 'n said out of all the coochie she tasted in ucla that mine tastez the best 'n that makez me soooo happy. now if i can get mah gurl laurne to taste it 2nite i'll be in heaven lolz

May 4th: Wut a crazi week of sex itz been. Just got done havin hawt sex w/ Jimmy the landscaper. Tonight im thinkin' about relaxin' tawkin 2 pple on mah bulletin board 'n makin mahself sum pina coladas. well maybe have sex w/ mah dads gf if i can find away to piss her off at him. usually i'll show her pix of gurlz 'n be lyke these all came to mah dad 'n she'll get all pissed off 'n cry 'n lyke she never even confrontz mah dad about shit. so mah dad will lyke cum home today 'n suggest they get dinner and stuff 'n mah dads gf will just leave the room. 'n i tell mah dad itz pms. i did that 2 weekz ago so im hopin he forgetz. if that doesnt werk 'n they do go out i can alwayz watch that guy suck his cawk on mah bulletin board. he told me he hasnt cummed in lyke 4 dayz 'n i need 2 do sumthing about that.

May 1st: Gawd I met the most interesting guy ev3r. he prefers to suck his own cawk instead of masterbate. i get soooooo fawkin wet thinkin' about it. he's gonna show everyone on mah bulletin board how he does it 'n stuff. U can see wut we're tawkin about on mah board by clicking here. mah daddy said he iz goin' 2 start checkin the food to make sure everything iz fda approved n stuff. this should make sexyrexy very happy. matt iz here 'n we're watchin the trialz of darryl someone movie on hbo. idk itz kinda boring, therez lyke no sex at all 'n stuff. itz about sum guy on trial for rape. i think im gonna make him rape mah dads gf or betta yet we'll tie her up 'n she can watch me give head to matt's crooked cawk. itz a cute cawk. nawt as cute as zolcaros but cute. omg wut if itz as cute as "isuckmyowncock" from mah bulletin board??? I sooooo can't wait to see him do it. i should have matt suck his own cawk 'n if he can't do it he cant fawk me. maybe i'll do that w/ all the new guyz at meet. u want me 2 suck it u show me how 2 do it first lolz.

April 29th: Had sex last nite at club abyss downstairz lolz. then we hung out in the city w/ sum kewl guyz from mah bulletin board. drugz n sex iz soooo wut me 'n mah gurlz are lyke on sat nites. but yeah it wuz a fun wknd of sex but just realli pissed that sed. from mah bulletin board found a way 2 hack mah board 'n iz now a mod n shit there but once i figger out how 2 lyke sue him i sooooo will. lurchie poo stopped postin' on mah site. i kinda felt it wuz over between us a couple weekz ago anyway cuz he started actin realli weird 'n stuff. mah daddy bought a new cumputer 'n iz blamin me cuz the printerz n shit dont werk so yeah i got yelled for that. this new windowz vista thingy sux ass. today i had sex at the skool library w/ our group leader for psych. i mite join the intramurrel volleyball team at skool if enuff pple dont show up for intramurrel group sex. me 'n mah gurl put flyerz up all over skool 'n stuff.

April 27th: Rain sex 'n lotz of it today. beautiful gorgeous rain sex. today im tryin 2 have rain sex on top of jessie's truck in the mr. z parking lot 'n stuff. Then goin out w/ mah gurl amber tanning 'n to get our nailz done by the chinese guyz in the mall. then i only get sex if itz raining 'n if it iz im stealing her rain sex virginity away from her. im gonna start sellin the glass dildos online 'n sum other cute stuff realli soon. i should start sellin' mah sex lolz. mah friend went to jail for a year or sumthing last nite for racing 'n killing one of his friendz. nawt realli sure wuz too busy thinkin about mah rain sex today wen he called me from jail. mite go down there 'n see him 'n get sum jail sex. just gotta be careful cuz i heard sum of em have aids 'n im soooo nawt tryin' to have that or kidz. YUCKIEZ!

April 25th: Well that rain sex from george came unexpected this morning. had a history of world civilization 'n passed it this morning. mc donaldz iz given away free chicken nugget thingys or only for a doller so i just called up rigo 2 take me there 'n promised to give him road head while we're orderin n shit. then meetin up w/ elaine 'n we're gonna go over her house n do a strip show thingy for her bf. mite even invite rigo. it would be hawt if we can all have group sex but forst i hafta cyberfawk zolcaro from mah bulletin board. im his cawks bride. haven't heard from sexyrexy in a few dayz. he sayz hes still in luv w/ me but i havent stopped luving him 'n think about his cawk everyday.

April 22nd: SexyRexy from mah bulletin board has been pressuring me 2 get rid of mah microwave 'n get a toaster oven cuz microwaves cause cancer so his morning i threw it outside in the trash n mah dad flipped his fawking lid. hes all bytchy how now he doesnt kno how 2 heat up his coffee. i told him sexyrexy said they cause cancer n u need 2 go to the store n get another one. he asked me who sexyrexy iz 'n i said the most sexual 58 year old that ev3r lived 'n he flipped out again 'n left. anyway itz mah lyfe n ill fawk whoever i want wen i want. plus while hes gone i can have sex in his waterbed. happy 420 to everyone. i kno itz a lil late but i just remembered it now. click here 2 read sexyrexy's speech on microwavez.

April 21st: omg i need 2 start managing mah sex betta. thingz are gettin out of hand cuz yesterday I only had sex twice. which iz lyke realli close to once or even worse a yucky zero timez. im going to hafta start seein 2 it that i fawk 10 timez a day. no more (well more iz good to) but definitely no less. i will be fawking whoever cums into mah path to get mah 10. i'm going to be thinking about this, this wknd 'n i'll get opinions from mah friendz n shit. but yeah im thinking a good punishment iz until i get the 10 fawks no sleep or sumthing. well itz saterday 'n im off to steamtown mall to get started.

April 19th: im soooo happy that cowboy iz bak on mah bulletin board. he still has the pair of panties i left for him wen i went 2 boston 2 basically fawk his brainz out. he told me he mircowavez n jerkz w/ them over his cawk lyke all the tyme. i wuz watchin the news of how that chinese kid shot lyke everyone. itz sucha shame. i kno he wouldnt have done that if i woulda sucked his cawk but he looked lyke the type of guy that wouldnt have many friendz on his myspace. itz about quality nawt quanity anyway. im a lil afraid young_stud (mah bf) mite try n copy that or sumthing. well thatz wut pple on mah board said. mah gurl amber wantz me 2 cum out 2 her professorz art show thingy so i mite go. she said last tyme she gawt lyke realli drunk at the pre party n fawked the prof 'n she gawt lyke all this free sex n drugz lolz. im in the mood for luving sex. nawt that ruff shit. i wanna be held, hugged n kissed 'n maybe even pour sum hot fudge on a newbies cawk n lick it off. hopefully someone on mah myspace iz horny this afternoon or mah boyfriend. i should check in on the fucker lolz.

April 17th: Alot of shit has been goin on lately. Me n mah lozer dork dad fite every fawking day. freddie fark has been cumming over all the tyme n takin mah dad out for drinkz or to see the scranten yankees and golf. im sooo pissed cuz this wknd hes takin him n mah dads gf to sum wine tasting thingy. 'n now mah dads tellin me freddie iz his golfing partner 'n that i should consider marrying that lozer dork mommys boy. it pisses me the fawk off. now hes tellin me i need 2 do more shit around the house so freddie doesnt hafta cum over 2 a sloppy house. wut about wut bruce, aaron, jim, lexie, ally, erica, ericas boyfriend who i fawk behind her bak since shes nawt bi, wut about wut mah friendz want. WE WANT MAH LOZER DORK DAD 2 FAWK OFF! gawd im pissed after i post this diary im callin rigo over for hardcore sex. i wanna be thrown on the bed n i want him cumming in mah face callin me his lil slut. all before i take mah vibrater to mah pussy.

April 15th: Yesterday I went w/ mah gurl Erica to get sum new thongz cuz ive been sendin 'em out 2 sum f the greatest fanz I have 'n left a lil sumthing special on em 2. itz great cuz they lyke buy mah old onez 'n then i get 2 get new onez 'n stuff. so itz lyke recycling 'n good for the environment. sexyrexy would be proud. mah friend werks at one of the storez in the red section. im nawt gonna say which one cuz she iz the assistant manager 'n i dont want her 2 get fired. but me, her, 'n her boyfriend had sex in the bak while her werkers were filling out sum police report thingy about someone from new york stealin 2 bagz of clothez or sumthing. she didnt get into it but said it happenz everyday. then i came home sent mah dad to mr. z's so i could fawk his gf. then invited tom n joe over 2 take turnz havin sex s/ me during the yankee game. tom spent the nite. hes gawt the cutest lil white cawk.

April 13th: Well I had sex w/ mah dads gf's district manager yesterday afternoon so that wuz entertaining. thingz are ruff rite now between me n mah bf. he didnt realli flip out that i wuz late wen he came 2 pick me up from brandens house we seemed 2 do most of our fighting online on aim so idk. hes trying n i definitely do love him but at this point im nawt sure we can get married cuz i want sex w/ lurche n zolcaro too. freddie fark iz bak livin w/ his parentz again. gawd hes stoopid. hes using the neighbors internet cuz his mom wont let him have it. me n sexyrexy have been tawkin a lil again. i thinks hes chang3d for the bett3r. doesnt mean i want his cawk or anything but maybe he has a chance. rite now mah heart iz set in mah bf who i love 'n mah sex. speaking of which i hafta call bruce over so he can sit on mah face. hes been thirsty for a whole hour.

April 11th: Ughh i just found out that mah job didnt take out enuff taxez wen i werked at american eagle last summer so im lyke fawkin pissed. im gonna see if mah dad can lyke fawk w/ mah taxez though n stuff lyke he does for his own. mah boyfriend n i are fighting alot lately 'n im nawt sure if itz gonna last unless he changez a lil for me. hes wayyyyy 2 obsessive n getz mad wen he findz out im havin sex w/ other pple 'n stuff. plus he msgs me all the tyme on aim after i tell him nawt too. if he calmz down then we can werk it out. rite now im goin 2 mah friend brandonz house for shower sex 'n then hes takin me 2 class. maybe mah bf can pick me up. we'll see tho.

April 9th: The day after easter n im still pissed i didn't get mah easter church sex. oh well i'll live 'n it givez me sumthing 2 look forward 2 until next year. kinda pissed 2day cuz i want3d to listen 2 mah chris brown cd but i left it at mah auntz house cuz i fell asleep fone fawking zolcaro from mah bulletin board. itz ok cuz i put in mah madonna cd. papa dont preach iz lyke the best song ev3r. told this 2 sum pple online n they told me 2 illegally download it 'n im lyke im nawt illegally doin anything so i called up carlos 'n he said hed steal one for me from walmart. he betta cuz if he cums over w/o mah chris brown cd he getz no pussy. well im goin out 2 get mah nailz done 'n then im postin new nudez on mah bulletin board 2nite so make sure u check 'em out. for now plz j3rk to mah older onez.

April 8th: Happy Easter everyone. to mah oldest n youngest fanz i luv u all. been hangin out at mah auntz house in staten island. yesterday i had mah laptop in the living room as we were eatin whore dervs 'n al mah fanz were horny so i had to heal some of that afternoon wood. as i took one of the lil cawks w/ mustard to mah mouth i said to zolcaro, chris, n monkey spanks monkey how nyce it would be if i could put sum of the extra mustard on their cawks 'n lick it off. mah aunt decided to sit next to me 'n asked me wut i wuz typin. i said i wuz just tellin mah friendz how beautiful she wuz. as she turned i stuck a finger in mah pussy to test for wetness. licked it wen no one wuz lookin 'n wut do u kno i taste lyke an apricot jelly bean!

April 6th: Happy good friday everyone. just got done giving quincy sum head. i hafta make sure im careful nawt 2 fawk any jews this wknd cuz they killed jesus n stuff. but on monday it'll be ok to fawk them again. last nite i hung out w/ mah gurlz in manhatten 'n stuff 'n we went to sum bar that had these lyke realli spicy wingz n they were sooooo good. i ate 20 of those hawt fawkers. then it wuz tyme to do sum drinking so we decided to get in a path train n went to hoboken. there were soooo many horny pple on the train guyz n gurls so we're on the train n it stopz n im lyke wtf so i heard sum guy say if i take off mah top the train will start again 'n sure enuff as soon as mah top wuz off the train started again. needed to make sure it would get us 2 our stop so i kept it off until we gawt to hoboken. put mah top back on n the train stopped. weird huh?

April 4th: Wow lyke alot of pple msgd me on aim askin me if im realli done havin sex or if i gawt arrested. none asked about me realli nawt wanting big bad black cawk tho. so mah aprilz foolz day thingy realli werked. I LOVE SEX EVERYONE!!! ALWAYZ HAVE N ALWAYZ WILL. rite now im listenin to mah chris brown cd wishin' i had his cute black cawk in mah mouth 'n then eminem can stick his in mah pussy while lurchie poo n zolcaro or cowboy fite over who getz to stick it in mah ass. gawd im horny. cant u tell? i had a dream last nite that i sucked on a fifty foot life size cawk made out of chocholate. inside wuz this white cream. still nawt sure wut it wuz. but i woke up wen i tasted it 'n guess who wuz here??? Anson n his big black cawk. wasnt 50 feet though but gawt the job done.

April 1st: Well last night I was arrested from having too much sex. I was told that the goverment is working on outlawing sex in the united states and if i wanted to i'd hafta go to canada. i was released from jail today and sex has been the furthest thing on my mind. i mean who wants to suck on a big black cawk anyway. and pussy and eating it out or having mah own eaten out is just sickening. porn is gross and there realli is no point to sex. maybe itz the nite in jail that has me feeling lyke this or could it be APRIL FOOLS!! fawk all that shit. i love sex 'n plan on suckin all the big black cawk i can today. well i hafta go do sum april fools on mah bf so maybe ill have sex w/ his dad n tell him i didnt. or betta yet i'll be lyke im coming over 2 fawk u 'n neva show up. have him call me 'n ill orgasm APRIL FOOLZ over the fone ;)

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