PIGEON KARA'S EMAIL OF THE DAY


On 1/22/07, Rachel Alba <rachel_alba37@yahoo.com> wrote:Who are you? I found your email address on my boyfriends laptop and found a lot of chat sessions he saved where the two of you talk about such disgusting things. Are you sleeping with him? Don't try to deny any of it either you slut, because I have all the text messages about you talking about sucking his cock and fingering his ass and a lot of other things that you should be ashamed of. You both make me sick!!! I found the pictures you sent him to you fucking whore!!! I can't believe he paid for this, you're not even pretty!! You're disgusting! I don't want you to have anymore contact with him bitch. Do you understand that? I doubt you understand after reading your text messages with him, because you can't spell. Stay the hell out of his life!!!

MAH RESPONSE!

EXCUZE ME U PSYCHO OBSESSED BYTCH!!!!!! ILL MEET N FAWK WHOEVER I WANT U JEALOUZ WHORE!!!! WHO THE FAWK ARE U 2 EVEN TAWK 2 ME HAT WAY. U HAVE NO PROOF BYTCH N PROBEBLY MADE THE WHOLE THING UP ANYWAY. UR JUST MAD THAT I CAN PLZ HIM N U CANT!!!!

HER RESPONSE

EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU'RE THE FUCKING BITCH!!! LEARN TO SPELL TOO, WHORE. IT MUST BE HARD TO TYPE WITH A PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH!!! I DO HAVE PROOF BECAUSE HE SENT ME A TEXT MESSAGE FROM WORK THAT, I'M GUESSING WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO YOU ABOUT HIM WANTING YOU TO FINGER HIS ASS!!! YOU ARE BOTH SO DISGUSTING!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM!!! HE USED TO BE SO SWEET AND NOW YOU'VE TURNED HIM INTO SOME KIND OF DEMON!! LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!! WHERE DO YOU LIVE!!! HE HASN'T COME HOME YET, BECAUSE HE'S PROBABLY WITH YOU!!! JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE AND STAY OUT OF OUR LIVES!!!!

MAh response:

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont get mad cuz hes sick of ur tired ass. wut i lyke iz me 'n him can have our fun 'n then ur stuck w/ him for the bullshit. itz nawt mah fault u dont do anything for him 'n he hasta run 2 me. ill see him whenever i want 2 bytch plus itz nawt even lyke u 2 are married 'n even if u were u sooooooooo kno as much as i do that he luvs havin a chick on the side. u should be happy i even let him tawk 2 u. gawd ur sucha jealouz bytch that needz 2 grow up 'n learn how 2 plz a man.

Subject:
Interesting Site!?!
From: Matt Yanks <mattyyanks***@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, Jan 15, 2007 12:09 pm
To: kara@pigeonsaga.com

Subject:
RInteresting Site!?!
From:
Matt Yanks <mattyyanks333@yahoo.com>
To:
kara@pigeonsaga.com
Kara,
I got a link from you on myspace and took a look at your site. I'm trying to figure out exactly what the site provides. What does registering to the site offer? I saw a description of the book and immediately placed an order. Thats sounds hilarious that a girl describes her sexscapades. I love when female comedians do that kind of thing. Girls have a totally different perspective than guys and I love when they make fun of stupid shit guys do in bed. I am excited for the arrival. The site also seems to be an application of sorts for guys to have sex with you and/or your girls, so I guess I'll be the next applicant. I'm 24 years old and 6-3" tall with an athletic build. I love to go out and party and have sexscapades of my own. I'm very horny all the time and pretty kinky. We should trade stories one day, I have a lot of crazy stories that you would fucking love and maybe would want to write about or expirence for yourself. I don't want to seem like I'm bragging, but the truth is that I have been with a lot of women and they all say the same things about me. First they complement the size of my dick and then they tell me how great I am in bed, this is usually while laying on their back shaking saying something along the lines of "Oh my God! Don't touch it! Just let me lay here for a minute!". I'm usually not satisfied until the woman tells me that she has never had some many orgasims at a time, and I have a very high success rate. I checked out your pictures and I think that you have a beautiful face a great body. I also think that they way you are so open about sex is really fucking hot. I think that if you met up with me that you would not be dissappointed in the least, even if you just wanted to grap a drink and trade stories. Look foward to hearing back from you and to reading your book!

Matt

Subject:
I keep seeing your in Raleigh...
From:
Big Daddy <wife_***********@yahoo.com>
To:
kara@pigeonsaga.com
Are you from around here? I went to your website and tried the links to go buy your book, but couldn't get any of them to work. I don't wanna buy the book so I can get laid, but I would love to anyway. I just got finished jerking off to the pics you had on there, and let me tell you... I got off twice! I can usually go for two hours, but your pics got me off twice in 30 minutes. If you are in fact in Raleigh... Let me know what stairwell, hallway, apartment, closet or anywhere else you wanna fuck, and I'm there! I will keep trying to get the links to work, and if they don't by 2morrow. I'll just drive out to a bookstore and buy it. Stay Beautiful !!! Your Fan... Chris

MAH RESPONSE

babe lemme start by sayin that this iz probebly the sweetest email i ev3r gawt!!!! nawt sure why the linkz 2 mah book didnt werk hun. u can try goin 2 amazon.com 'n search for the book "the never ending pigeon saga" n it should cum up babe ;) wuz kinda hopin 2 get u off in less than 30 mins babe but im assumin u lyke didnt see the hawt pix on mah bulletin board hunni. i think a first date fawking in the stairwell, n hallway n stuff should be followed by sum shower sex babe. hit me bak wen u get a chance n lemme kno wut u think babe *mwah*

xoxo
kara

http://pigeonsaga.com

'n dont forget 2 order mah book "The Never Ending Pigeon Saga" at Barnes and Noble or Amazon

'n make sure ur a member of mah bulletin board ;-)

From: <capt_don***@verizon.net>
Date: Sat, December 16, 2006 12:03 am
To: kara@pigeonsaga.com

I am a man... 34 yrs old and a good career. I dont want to marry you, but you have a sweet soft side I'd like to get to know. I can see it in your pics, I can see it in your skin and your eyes and the way you talk about yourself... I really just want to love every inch of your body... and the best part about it is that I know how to love every inch of your body.....

just sending you some pics to let you know the effect you have on me... i totally jerk off to you all the time... you are incredible... i know this is going to sound shitty, but i think of you when I am fucking my girlfriend... it gets me so freaking hot i cum in like 15 minutes.. thank you for all the sweet thoughts... every man needs a woman like you...

kara@pigeonsaga.com wrote:
thanx babe!!!! it doesnt sound shitty at all hun. itz very fawking sweet n meanz alot. u should scream out mah name sumtime wen ur in bed w/ the bytch ;) if shes hawt enuff maybe i can even join u both. lemme kno hun

From: <capt_don***@verizon.net>
Date: Sun, Dec 17, 2006 10:37 am
To: kara@pigeonsaga.com

so whats your deal? what are you plans for life besides giving thousands of men the night of their dreams... You are a libra so I know you have a side of you that wants to see a bigger world than the one your seeing right now. I have dated alot of libras and they all were very sexual but also intelligent and interesting. You really are a beautiful girl. I sent you a couple of pictures of my girlfriend. We met when I lived in Hawaii... we travel well together, and she is a great fuck but thats about it. I would love to see you fuck the shit out of her with a strap on but I know she would never go for it. Man.. just the thought of that shit is giving me a hard on. Anyway... outside of the book and the website, you gotta have other plans... have you tried to get into porn? I cant imagine that someone hasnt tried to recruit you yet... well..i only got a half hour left before the football game and I got a raging hard on now so I am going to fuck your brains out... well, I am going to fuck the shit out of my girlfriend but in my mind and im going to be fucking you... be good Kara...
Don

Subject: What can brown do for you?
Date: Mon, Dec 11, 2006 5:19 pm
To: kara@pigeonsaga.com

Hi,
Thank you in advance for taking the time to read this.
I am a medical student at Downstate Medical College in Brooklyn New York, and during one of my shifts at work a patient was talking about you or rather your appearance on a television show. However the pt. was medicated on a rather large order of pain medication and I was curious as to the truth of the conversation. I didn't know if he was making up stories of if his slurred words had any truth to it.

So I did an inquiry (google, you cant go wrong) and stumbled across your website. I was browsing through it
and obviously realized the nymphomaniacal nature of the content and was curious about the reality of it. Is your website created to sell your products, or are you truly just a very open individual. Are you located in New York? Does your book sales etc. pay for higher education etc.. Is you motivation simply to explore your sexual nature and desire?

Sorry to be so inquisitive, Im just trying to distinguish between fact and fiction.

Thank You,
What Can Brown Do For You?

h3y babe... thanx for the note hun. did ur patient live babe? gawd he shoulda told u 2 have me cum over there for sex babe. it woulda fixed him rite up babe. im in boringsville pa babe. but im in nyc alot. mah lyfe iz sex babe. lyke idk im good at it 'n everyone wantz 2 fawk me. plus it makez me feel sooooo fawking good. but i lyke 2 give 2 cuz the sex i give iz wayyyyyyy betta than lyke anyone can 'n stuff hun. plus in pa therez nuthing 2 do but have sex. i just feel bad 4 the guyz i havent had a chance 2 fawk yet :(

xoxo
kara

http://pigeonsaga.com

'n dont forget 2 order mah book "The Never Ending Pigeon Saga" at Barnes and Noble or Amazon

'n make sure ur a member of mah bulletin board ;-)

NOVEMBER 29th, 2006

Subject: Meeting you...and taking you to Hawaii
From: Tommy Maypother <oneadorablyuniquedude@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, Nov 23, 2006 1:16 pm
To: kara@pigeonsaga.com

Hi Kara. I stumbled onto your website and liked and
was interested in what I saw. I'll get right to the
point. I love sex more than you do. I am very sweet,
very very sweet. I would love to meet you and cuddle
and lick every inch of your body til it glows with
warm happiness. (Yes, I can do that.) You intrigue
me because you are very candid and open about your
sexuality. I am not writing you to buy your book, pay
for your website or anything else related. That stuff
simply does not interest me. Meeting, and eating, you
interests me. If we hit it off the first time, I will
take you to Hawii. That's right. That's how sweet I
am. Ever been to Hawii? Well, if you are for real,
and actually like sex with sweet guys as much as you
claim, drop me a line and a phone number where I can
reach you. I do not go back and forth and back and
forth with emails. Not y style. If that's what you
want to do, you can find another sweet guy to bring
you to the 50th state. I'm for real. Hope you are
too.

Tommy

MAH RESPONSE

well................... if u dont read the book im nawt takin the tyme 2 even get 2 kno u cuz i kno rite now ur nawt worth mah tyme...... oh 'n im for real 2 jerk. take care

xoxo
kara

November 21st, 2006
Subject:
You say hopeless I say you hope
From: Jiff***@aol.com
Date: Fri, Nov 17, 2006 4:20 pm
To: kara@pigeonsaga.com

I truly believe you are waiting for a man like me. There is no more waiting for the right mate. I'm a smart, cocky& funny black male with a nice size package that never disappoints. I'm deeper then the old fashion dorks, geeks, and freaks that you are used to. My time is money and I'm sure you get hundreds of emails a day with the same old crap in them. You hate reading them and feeling let down because the right guy can't find you. I don't want a relationship I only want to expand your knowledge of the alpha male. How do you get what you want with a guy that gets it? PS. multi orgasm training included.

MAH RESPONSE

MULTI TRAINING ORGASM!!!!! SIGN ME THE FAWK UP 4 THAT CLASS!!!!!!!
xoxo
kara

http://pigeonsaga.com

'n dont forget 2 order mah book "The Never Ending Pigeon Saga" at Barnes and Noble or Amazon

'n make sure ur a member of mah bulletin board ;-)

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