MAH CONVO W/ SYNCHRO****

synchro****: hi wanna chat

Pigeon Kara: asl?

synchro****: 22/m/nj

synchro****: u?

Pigeon Kara: gotta pic?

Pigeon Kara: 18/f/pa

synchro****: nah

synchro****: u?

Pigeon Kara: i only trade

synchro****: are u hot

Pigeon Kara: i've been told i am, what does it matter though

synchro****: oh uve been told u are?

synchro****: but are u pretty?

synchro****: sometimes people say things to be nice

Pigeon Kara: no they say i am

synchro****: or u could be very exotic ;-)

Pigeon Kara: they say im cute, hott, pretty, beautiful

Pigeon Kara: some jealous people say im ugly, but its usually a positive answer that they tell me

synchro****: can i tell you what i think?

Pigeon Kara: what?

synchro****: or can u maybe describe yourself?

Pigeon Kara: how can u tell me what u think if u dont know what i look like?

synchro****: well if u send me ur pic i can tell u

Pigeon Kara: no i only trade

synchro****: your in Boringsville? thats cool i snowboard up there

synchro****: u board?

Pigeon Kara: Yes i live in the Boringsville

synchro****: i know in read ur info

synchro****: whos Bran?

Pigeon Kara: my b/f

synchro****: how long together/

Pigeon Kara: 3 months

synchro****: is it serious or just a sexual relationship

Pigeon Kara: its serious y?

synchro****: relationships suck

synchro****: id get sick of looking at the same person day in and day out

synchro****: how long have you live in Boringsville?

Pigeon Kara: 10 yrs

synchro****: wow

synchro****: do u have running water?

synchro****: and central sewer, septic, or a garbage-can that you shit in?

Pigeon Kara: yea we have running water

Pigeon Kara: i dont live in the stix u idiot!

synchro****: Boringsville aint the stix?

Pigeon Kara: not where i am

Pigeon Kara: go away

synchro****: where are u?

Pigeon Kara: ur such a loser Pigeon Kara signed off at 1:14:59 AM.

synchro****: hi

synchro****: this is dave ur special guy

Pigeon Kara: huh?

synchro****: I am ur special guy

Pigeon Kara: prove it

Pigeon Kara: whats ur phone number

synchro****: I am hot and sexy

synchro****: i don't believe in giving my number out online

Pigeon Kara: whats ur home number?

Pigeon Kara: ok whatever

synchro****: *** ****

Pigeon Kara: dave is one of my closest friends so whatever

Pigeon Kara: is this Stan?

Pigeon Kara: where did u get that number from?

synchro****: nope this is Dave

Pigeon Kara: no its not

synchro****: not Stan friech

Pigeon Kara: who is this?

synchro****: or however you spell that fags name

Pigeon Kara: hes not a fag hes a good person

synchro****: oh really?

Pigeon Kara: fuck off!

Pigeon Kara: u dont even know anything about him

synchro****: then why did you cheat on him?

Pigeon Kara: dont call him names

synchro****: I know things about you hehe

Pigeon Kara: who is this?

Pigeon Kara: i know this is Stan

synchro****: you will never ever guess

Pigeon Kara: who the fuck is this?????

Pigeon Kara: leave me alone

synchro****: does Stan still talk to you?

synchro****: no Kara

synchro****: i cant

synchro****: should i call you at 3am

synchro****: is your dad in the hospital still?

Pigeon Kara: doug?

synchro****: doug who?

Pigeon Kara: who the fuck is this????

Pigeon Kara: do not bring my father into this

synchro****: you work at the ice cream place

Pigeon Kara: is this Stan????

synchro****: nope

Pigeon Kara: yes it is

synchro****: this isn't ur ex

synchro****: unlike Stan i would never have sex w/ you

synchro****: the thought makes me puke

Pigeon Kara: go away!

synchro****: i'll call you tonight then Kara

synchro****: :-)

Pigeon Kara: no u wont

synchro****: oh no?

Pigeon Kara: my number is different so ha

synchro****: i'll call your computer line then

synchro****: :-)

Pigeon Kara: thats funny, u dont have the number to this, and its always connected

synchro****: i will call both your numbers and we'll see

Pigeon Kara: oh yea if ur such a tough guy, y dont u call right now

synchro****: ok i'll call your main line then

synchro****: i'm not tough just hot and sexy

synchro****: plus i wanna wake ur parents up :-)

Pigeon Kara: what the hell is ur problem?

synchro****: excuse me?

Pigeon Kara: u obviously have no life if u keep msgin me everytime im online

Pigeon Kara: leave me alone!

Pigeon Kara: im livin my life, so just go away and get over it

synchro****: LOL

synchro****: ur a psycho case

synchro****: :-)

synchro****: i think it runs in the family

Pigeon Kara: ok whatever

Pigeon Kara: do not disrespect my family like that

Pigeon Kara: u have no right

synchro****: you have no life.... u serve ice cream cones

synchro****: you have no bf

synchro****: ur car sucks

synchro****: u live in boringsville

synchro****: you're a whore

synchro****: etc....

synchro****: should i go on and on describing Kara

Pigeon Kara: im not a whore, and my car does not suck and, this job is temporary

Pigeon Kara: go away!!!!

synchro****: no you are a whore you've been one through hs

Pigeon Kara: and i do too have a life, i have plenty of friends

Pigeon Kara: im not a whore

Pigeon Kara: i was w/ one guy in HS so go to hell

synchro****: u have people who use you... and you have internet friends... that doesnt count

synchro****: no you weren't

synchro****: you banged the whole state of pa

Pigeon Kara: i dont have internet friends

synchro****: all of your friends are from the internet

Pigeon Kara: im goin out w/ friends

synchro****: should i bring up the heath situation

Pigeon Kara: heath? i was w/ him after i was in HS

synchro****: and the lovely personal ads you so cherish cyber space with

synchro****: what about pete

synchro****: LOL

synchro****: and jeffrey

Pigeon Kara: pete?

synchro****: LOL

synchro****: let us not forget jeffrey

Pigeon Kara: who the hell is pete?

synchro****: one of your exs

Pigeon Kara: jimmy was from a long time ago, and i never slept w/ him

Pigeon Kara: i was never w/ a pete

synchro****: oh really?

synchro****: what about mikey

synchro****: lol

Pigeon Kara: mikey?

Pigeon Kara: i have a friend named mike

synchro****: i know i know... when ur a whore they slip ur mind

Pigeon Kara: ur a dumbass

Pigeon Kara: fuck u

Pigeon Kara: im not a whore so go away

synchro****: lol ur so like a whore

Pigeon Kara: oh ur so such a dumbass

synchro****: don’t worry about being a fat sloppy bitch

synchro****: more pushin for the cushion

Pigeon Kara: u dont have the balls to call my house at 3 am anywayz b/c u've said that before and u never called

Pigeon Kara: oh yea 110 lbs is really fat ok

synchro****: i said what?

Pigeon Kara: i think u need to get ur eyes checked

synchro****: i think you need to take ur ADD pill

Pigeon Kara: do i have to spell it out for u.....u've msged me before on this name and said u were gonna call me in the morning and u didnt so whatever

synchro****: lol yes i did

synchro****: and ur mom answered

Pigeon Kara: u have a real problem if ur makin' fun of ppl who have ADD, u no nothin' about anything anymore RANDY....get a fuckin' life

synchro****: and then i called back and ur dad got pissed and threatened to call the cops lol

Pigeon Kara: no u didnt b/c the phone is in my room too, so it didnt ring

Pigeon Kara: no he didnt lol ur such an asshole

synchro****: u were too busy havin sex!

synchro****: how would u know

synchro****: um yes he did

Pigeon Kara: get a life randy ur how old w/ a kid and an ugly g/f so grow the fuck up

synchro****: Randy?

synchro****: Randy Strandy and loves crandy

Pigeon Kara: um no he didnt b/c like i said before, the phone rings in my room too, i have a phone in there, and i usually get it when it rings so whatever

synchro****: what number was randy?

Pigeon Kara: ok grow up

Pigeon Kara: i dont have time for this

Pigeon Kara: im blockin' u

Pigeon Kara: so the fuck away!

synchro****: too busy giving blow jobs?

Pigeon Kara: call me now if ur so tough u asshole

synchro****: can u fit me in

Pigeon Kara: no im not like that, u dont know me so go away

synchro****: no i'll call at 4am

synchro****: and wake mommy

Pigeon Kara: sorry the number's changed

synchro****: no it's not

synchro****: the bitch can use a wake up call

Pigeon Kara: excuse me!?

synchro****: excuse you

Pigeon Kara: dont u dare fuckin' call my mom a bitch again u dick

Pigeon Kara: bring it on

synchro****: your mom is a lousy cook

Pigeon Kara: call now then

Pigeon Kara: u've never had my mom's cookin'

synchro****: no the number changed lol

Pigeon Kara: BRING IT ON ASSHOLE!

Pigeon Kara: CALL RIGHT NOW

Pigeon Kara: RIGHT NOW

synchro****: bring it… WHAT… we right here

Pigeon Kara: OR R U TOO MUCH OF A PUNK TO CALL

synchro****: we aint goin anywhere

synchro****: we right here

Pigeon Kara: PUNK ASS BITCH! CALL THE FUCKIN HOUSE RIGHT NOW!

Pigeon Kara: I FUCKIN DARE U TO

synchro****: can i talk to your daddy i need some detergent

synchro****: i'm running low

synchro****: didn't you say your number changed?

Pigeon Kara: FUCK U!

Pigeon Kara: FUCK U!

Pigeon Kara: UR A PUSSY BITCH

Pigeon Kara: come on call right now

synchro****: well you are what you eat

synchro****: no Kara i would much rather call you early this morning

Pigeon Kara: ur a pussy

synchro****: i eat pussy so that's cool

Pigeon Kara: yea and i'll drive by ur house and fuckin kick the shit outta u if u do

Pigeon Kara: go away

synchro****: hehe slut

Pigeon Kara: ur a punk ass bitch

Pigeon Kara: cocksucker

Pigeon Kara: UR WASTIN MY TIME! GO AWAY

synchro****: ummm little whore girl w/ fucked up gums you wont do nothing to me

synchro****: times ticking shouldn’t you be getting fucked by ron right now?

Pigeon Kara: i dont got fucked up gums

Pigeon Kara: who the hell is ron?

synchro****: eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww yes you do

Pigeon Kara: ewwww ur a loser

synchro****: the guy u were looking at last week

Pigeon Kara: u dumb hick go away

synchro****: ur a hick too

Pigeon Kara: there's no fuckin' guy named ron

Pigeon Kara: gosh ur dumb

Pigeon Kara: im not a hick

synchro****: last time i checked you lived in pa for the bulk of your life

Pigeon Kara: i wasnt born here

synchro****: and you live in boringsville

Pigeon Kara: uh no sorry thats wrong

synchro****: oh yeah what street in staten island?

Pigeon Kara: u live in reeders

Pigeon Kara: cannon blvd.

synchro****: it's not where ur from its where ur at

Pigeon Kara: u asked me where i was from and i told u

Pigeon Kara: u live in reeders

synchro****: ur a redneck from boringsville

Pigeon Kara: im not a redneck

Pigeon Kara: i dont work at the races like u

Pigeon Kara: no i think i would know where i live more than u do

Pigeon Kara: go away ur wastin my time

Pigeon Kara: i got better things to do then to fuckin talk to u randy so see ya!

synchro****: sorry that you think a fun time is a beer at pocono raceway

synchro****: yee haw

Pigeon Kara: i dont like racing

synchro****: u still like country music?

Pigeon Kara: im talkin about u

Pigeon Kara: u work at the races

Pigeon Kara: i dont listen to country

synchro****: Kara you're a redneck

Pigeon Kara: i listen rap and thats it

Pigeon Kara: im not a fuckin redneck Randy

synchro****: yeah many hick girls \do that for a cover

Pigeon Kara: get a life! ur like 23 ur such a loser

Pigeon Kara: yea ok ur the hick so whatever

Pigeon Kara: ok smartass

synchro****: and ur 20 with no future

Pigeon Kara: u know me so well

synchro****: i've seen that beat ass face u wear

synchro****: the whole stroudsburg knows u well

Pigeon Kara: whatever i go to school in the fall ok i dont wanna hear it

Pigeon Kara: how many tattoos do i have if u know me so well?

synchro****: you call them shits tatoos?

Pigeon Kara: i asked u how many i had

Pigeon Kara: how many do i have?

synchro****: you go to boringsville community u retard

Pigeon Kara: so do u

synchro****: so that aint a school

synchro****: thats for people w/ low sat scores

synchro****: like 720

synchro****: LOLOLOL

Pigeon Kara: my sat scores were not 720

synchro****: 680

synchro****: hehe

Pigeon Kara: HOW MANY FUCKIN' TATTOOS DO I HAVE!

Pigeon Kara: nope

Pigeon Kara: my scores were a lot higher

Pigeon Kara: i chose to go there

synchro****: who cares about your ugly as tatoos

synchro****: LOL u chose to go there?

Pigeon Kara: thats b/c u dont know!

Pigeon Kara: u dont know me

Pigeon Kara: yea so i can stay closer to my family

synchro****: nope i don;t know you whore

Pigeon Kara: is that a problem for you

synchro****: It’s only a problem when ur ass ugly face is walking down the street

Pigeon Kara: fuck off

synchro****: you just couldnt get into any other schools

synchro****: plus ur mom hates u

Pigeon Kara: wrong! i got accepted to temple this spring

Pigeon Kara: my mom doesnt hate me

Pigeon Kara: she hates u randy

Pigeon Kara: dont diss my mom

synchro****: ur mom is a whore too

Pigeon Kara: dont call my mom a whore

synchro****: that would explain that mole on your brothers cheek

Pigeon Kara: dont fuckin talk about my family

Pigeon Kara: ur sister's a whore too

synchro****: having too much unprotected sex in hs leads to birth defects on ur kids

Pigeon Kara: fuckin' around w/ all these guys

synchro****: Kara you've slept w/ everyone in boringsburg

Pigeon Kara: i dont have too much sex, let alone unprotected sex

Pigeon Kara: no i fuckin' did not

Pigeon Kara: i know who i sleep w/ ok?

Pigeon Kara: so fuck off and leave me alone

synchro****: you forget

Pigeon Kara: like i said, ur wastin my time

synchro****: it's the ADD

Pigeon Kara: fuck u

Pigeon Kara: u got a problem makin fun of ppl who have ADD

synchro****: you've been w/ well over 20 people

Pigeon Kara: no i havent

synchro****: why do you lie about it?

Pigeon Kara: i know who i've been w/ and how many

Pigeon Kara: stay out of my life

Pigeon Kara: and go away

Pigeon Kara: bye randy

synchro****: no you don't ur sat score shows that

synchro****: lol who is randy

Pigeon Kara: GO AWAY

Pigeon Kara: BYE

synchro****: wrong fuck of the week

Pigeon Kara: BYE

Pigeon Kara: NO U WERE A MISTAKE

Pigeon Kara: U'LL ALWAYS BE A MISTAKE, UR A LOSER

Pigeon Kara: GO AWAY!

synchro****: was I? Pigeon Kara signed off Pigeon Kara signed on

Pigeon Kara: YES U WERE

Pigeon Kara: NOW GO AWAY

Pigeon Kara: BYE

synchro****: oh really?

synchro****: u make a lot of em?

Pigeon Kara: I SAID BYE

synchro****: em!

Pigeon Kara: BYE

synchro****: hehe

Pigeon Kara: BYE

Pigeon Kara: BYE Pigeon Kara signed off

THE END

 

 

 

 









 

 



 
Barnes and Noble
This is where you can order "The Never Ending Pigeon Saga" and other books, music, and movies.

See Your Link Here